KRYTPONITE Locks

Memorandum
TO: All Kryptonite Employees

FROM: Crisis Management Team

DATE: February 1, 2010

SUBJECT: Kryptonite Lock Crisis

All employees should become aware of the recent crisis that has arisen regarding our locks. It has recently been discovered that our locks could be unlocked simply by using a Bic writing utensil. In the coming weeks, we as a company will be facing great challenges in overcoming this ordeal. The following paragraphs will explain our plan of action as of now.